Me: Parker, why did you pee in the trash can?
Parker: my penis
Me: No, not how you did it. Why did you do it?
Parker: obey God
Me: Son, I don't think God told you to pee in the trash can.
I must have missed the verse in the Bible that says, "Thou shall pee in thy trash can."
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